- To study the Bible.
- To be with friends.
- Rutabagas will absolutely never be served for refreshments.
- It's nonfattening.
- It could prevent flat feet.
- To have fun.
- You don't have to wear water rings to participate.
- It's better than doing homework.
- It isn't at 5 a.m.
- To grow in your faith.
- There are no finals.
- You may win valuable prizes.
- Brussels sprouts will never be served as refreshments.
- To meet new friends.
- To play silly games.
- We need you.
- The leaders care about you.
- It is almost never fatal.
- There are no homework assignments.
- For support.
- Ten out of ten doctors recommend it.
- To help plan things that you want to do.
- It has the Good Housekeeping Seal of Approval.
- Like Mount Everest, it is there.
- It is a known cure for midweek blahs.
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- (For girls) Guys are there.
- (For guys) Girls are there.
- It doesn't cause bad breath.
- To be with other Christians.
- It's free.
- For fellowship.
- It contains absolutely no cholesterol.
- Bert and Ernie think it's great.
- There are people who want to listen to you.
- Your youth leaders will do all your homework for you (just kidding).
- 'Seinfeld' and 'Friends' aren't on Wednesday nights.
- To share ideas.
- No previous experience is required.
- You will get mail.
- You will have lots of dates (we'll send you a calendar).
- You will like it.
- To learn more about God.
- We give double coupons.
- You are important.
- There has never been a major earthquake in the youth room.
- While it contains no flouride, it has never caused a cavity.
- To come and pray together.
- To get to know each other.
- It is not 'lite'.
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